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lexi365

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4530
  • Number of comments : 314
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About lexi365 : I am a student at the University of Notre Dame. I play 3 sports; soccer, tennis, and cheerleading :). I am a 3rd degree black belt in Kuk Sool Won and I also play guitar. I love making new friends so message me if you want.

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lexi365's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32954) - you deserved it (3637)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (4309)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23559) - you deserved it (69298)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64872) - you deserved it (6765)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15709) - you deserved it (58361)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

#16246614
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11683) - you deserved it (22387)

On 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40145) - you deserved it (10739)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

#16215643
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (5814)

On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40227) - you deserved it (4485)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (54036)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50031) - you deserved it (9653)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

#14568173
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30389) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (7271)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33838) - you deserved it (7271)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48289) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada



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