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lexi365

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3374
  • Number of comments : 311
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About lexi365 : I am a student at the University of Notre Dame. I play 3 sports; soccer, tennis, and cheerleading :). I am a 3rd degree black belt in Kuk Sool Won and I also play guitar. I love making new friends so message me if you want.

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lexi365's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37026) - you deserved it (4290)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26819) - you deserved it (4173)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12759) - you deserved it (26646)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12759) - you deserved it (26646)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (2475)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16280) - you deserved it (34580)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43834) - you deserved it (4480)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (27092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (27092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7960) - you deserved it (71840)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (32427)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (24623)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20504) - you deserved it (44501)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (6417)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25362) - you deserved it (2407)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States



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