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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12871) - you deserved it (46835)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (5080)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14324) - you deserved it (24644)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14324) - you deserved it (24644)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (6975)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7582) - you deserved it (39114)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33045) - you deserved it (6095)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33000) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21630) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28918) - you deserved it (8009)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (7762)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (14893)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

#18650624
96 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by 3peeps - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9016) - you deserved it (35300)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18815) - you deserved it (29143) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France



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