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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

#19039912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21683) - you deserved it (4331)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:37am - love - by ohgodwhy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (8530) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35274) - you deserved it (1805)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25663) - you deserved it (5206)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (3497)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
117 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (2908)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
146 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

#19018043
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19640) - you deserved it (13663)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML

#19017961
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8951) - you deserved it (30066)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36207) - you deserved it (4207)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24485) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

#19004597
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18259) - you deserved it (5300)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States



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