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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (17 years)
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Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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169 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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88 comments

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On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

#19188132
86 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
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On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
61 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

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128 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States



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