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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1996 (17 years)
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Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

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86 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

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161 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
106 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML

#19237669
83 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
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Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
168 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

#19233268
86 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML

#19228938
75 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 7:34pm - misc - by Alex (woman) - United States

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
160 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

#19225860
58 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 3:57am - work - by Shan007tjuuh (man) - Netherlands

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28077) - you deserved it (2526)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States



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