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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6761
  • Number of comments : 297
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About lex1459 : Ain't no hollaback girl.

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Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31491) - you deserved it (8326)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30084) - you deserved it (2966)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47513) - you deserved it (3852)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34893) - you deserved it (3181)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13121) - you deserved it (40729)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37656) - you deserved it (5579)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50304) - you deserved it (6039)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41440) - you deserved it (33322)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41419) - you deserved it (25322)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

#14147287
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56464) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

#14114390
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31365) - you deserved it (2422)

On 12/06/2010 at 11:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (8438)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

#12042807
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34318) - you deserved it (4663)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19983) - you deserved it (60844)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30891) - you deserved it (2938)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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