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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML


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On 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm - health - by JustSayNo - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML


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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML


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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML


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On 04/03/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by letdown13 - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML


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On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML


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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML


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On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML


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On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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