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levodkamartini

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  • Number of visits : 74
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About levodkamartini : Walking Dead, Dexter, RS, CoD

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levodkamartini's favorite FMLs

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

#19284993
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (5011)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31750) - you deserved it (27430)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10576) - you deserved it (40252)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, my family is going to the USA for Christmas after being lucky and getting their tickets re-booked. My ticket was canceled due to the snow, and will not be re-booked. Merry Christmas to me, myself and a bottle of wine. FML

#14269237
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (2335)

On 12/20/2010 at 4:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45786) - you deserved it (14580)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

#4803668
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38208) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18168) - you deserved it (44779)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

#1186879
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53149) - you deserved it (9320)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17014) - you deserved it (44347)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my college friend that I considered her to be my best friend. She responded, "I don't think you should call me that." FML

#84987
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35061) - you deserved it (3565)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by Oh dear... (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25797) - you deserved it (3283)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
28 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -



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