About lettuceGO81 : I work at an organic/hydroponic indoor lettuce farm, and love every minute of it! I love to be offended and taken aback...so I'm pretty sure I'm in the right place }=)
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
lettuceGO81's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by wilks311 / 02/02/2013 at 9:12am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
by ineedalife / 02/02/2013 at 7:08am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
by Master Debater / 02/01/2013 at 6:05am / Australia / Intimacy
by theawfulpresent / 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
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