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About leprechaun23 : Hello reader of profiles. I'm jack. I am a Pagan who loves classic rock, sword fighting, and my friends

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Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21344) - you deserved it (4049)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15244) - you deserved it (58451) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML


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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML


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On 03/30/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by kawood (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML


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On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML


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On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (11343)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML


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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML


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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML


Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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