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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria
Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -
Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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