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leofan15
  • Town/Country : woodbridge, VA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 July 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About leofan15 : Hey guys. Well my name is Janeal and I really enjoy reading fmls even though some are sad lol. Well leave me comments or whatever. Bye :)

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Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

#5608454 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (24744) - you deserved it (2035)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (38917) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (47383) - you deserved it (14208)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

#4672894 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (6572) - you deserved it (44204)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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