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by Funnymann / 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by S.Bunny / 01/22/2010 at 3:14am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Rodrigeuz26 / 01/22/2010 at 2:26am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2010 at 12:30am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
by Alicia / 01/21/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by toolegittoquit / 01/18/2010 at 3:28am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
by Concussed / 01/17/2010 at 1:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
by pleasedtomeetyou / 01/13/2010 at 11:42am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Fran / 01/09/2010 at 3:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2010 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
by Rawr / 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…