About leo1106 : I'm very hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.
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Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States
Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 3:19am - intimacy - by horny21 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Floof (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)
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