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About leo1106 : I'm very hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36475) - you deserved it (7131)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36475) - you deserved it (7131)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (8201)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (8201)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18800) - you deserved it (65251)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48193) - you deserved it (5111)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48193) - you deserved it (5111)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50046) - you deserved it (8367)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (4978)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

#14774020
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you deserved it (3188)

On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

#14768541
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32380) - you deserved it (9875)

On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

#14768541
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32380) - you deserved it (9875)

On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

#14762941
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (4731)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by fudgydiaper22 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51926) - you deserved it (4229) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (4403)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)



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