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leo1106
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1507
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About leo1106 : I'm very hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.

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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31809) - you deserved it (6817)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

#14550494
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11286) - you deserved it (35097)

On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

#14545580
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (2402)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

#14540407
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (5950)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (3004)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

#14505215
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26425) - you deserved it (3693)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML

#14502012
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8294) - you deserved it (25610)

On 01/07/2011 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23813) - you deserved it (3535)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (3261)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML

#14488481
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (1571)

On 01/06/2011 at 7:26pm - health - by Dante -

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20867) - you deserved it (11848)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46737) - you deserved it (8128)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

#14463925
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23998) - you deserved it (12163)

On 01/04/2011 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by ash (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41941) - you deserved it (8656)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26082) - you deserved it (2895)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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