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About leo1106 : I'm very hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.

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Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

#14739407
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (5327)

On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

#14721795
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (3153)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23670) - you deserved it (7276)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26258) - you deserved it (14313)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36371) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36371) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

#14704290
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (2328)

On 01/24/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (11851)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

#14698877
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (3773)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by damnbananas (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

#14698486
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29146) - you deserved it (4247)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

#14698067
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (7109)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realised that my husband's vows were actually the love speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'. This was made even more humiliating when I discovered that he hadn't even come up with the idea himself, he had seen it in an episode of Scrubs. FML

#14696997
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (4683)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (60576)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

#14692086
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20666) - you deserved it (8103)

On 01/23/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by Sostupid (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML



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