About leo1106 : Hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.
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Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by BrokeBride / 08/14/2014 at 3:15am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by sexyhobbit / 07/11/2014 at 8:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 11:24am / Germany / Intimacy
by damn it rose / 05/31/2014 at 9:40am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Yeppets / 05/28/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
by lemongrab / 05/18/2014 at 10:14am / Canada / Miscellaneous