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Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
by Gagging / 06/15/2015 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
by Hey_Buddy_ / 06/10/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by jessiebear159 / 05/28/2015 at 3:04am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML
by Kira / 04/24/2015 at 1:09pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by twelvie / 03/23/2015 at 10:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd come over and help me move a heavy dresser so I could paint the wall behind it. After an hour of waiting for him, I decided to move it myself. He finally arrived, not ten minutes after I broke my toe when I accidentally dropped the dresser on it. FML
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
by Soulara89 / 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
by ScottyB / 12/22/2014 at 3:05am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by fishtacos / 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…