About leo1106 : I'm very hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.
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by angkal2002 / 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm / Australia / Kids
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
Today, I learned that the blisters that popped up this morning on my hands and feet are a result of a virus that takes two weeks to fully heal. After I told my roommates to be careful, one of them decided that NOW was a good time to tell us she had it last week. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2014 at 5:52pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML
by I need a new ballsack. / 09/16/2014 at 12:20pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
by humdrummitydrum / 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by BrokeBride / 08/14/2014 at 3:15am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by sexyhobbit / 07/11/2014 at 8:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work