About leo1106 : Hardworking and laid back. Love paint balling, boxing, basketball, and anything that has to do with technology and electronics. Networking/engineering major.
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by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I've become so accustomed to finding my sister drunk or otherwise passed out in the same spot in the living room that every time I go in there, I instinctively lift my feet higher as though to step over her, even when she's not there. FML
by anonymous / 12/09/2015 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2015 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML
by unimpressed bride / 11/22/2015 at 1:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2015 at 6:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
by eyegouger15 / 11/13/2015 at 11:32am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by dirtytoes / 11/06/2015 at 9:27am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML
by Leyla / 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Doesn't Matter Had Sex / 09/08/2015 at 10:37pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2015 at 12:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…