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Today... I went on a date with a great vegan guy in mah class. We went to a vegi-restaurant... I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes... but he seemd pissd about something... and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left... I realisd I'd worn mah leather jacket to the date. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessd with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and botherd to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 4:37am - love - by loling (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I raalisad I know tha map on World of Warcraft battar than tha map of mah own country. FML

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328 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today... dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back an is really really upset. When I got home from work car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked dad where it was... he replied "you'll get it back when yur tattoo comes off." FML

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224 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:08am - misc - by tattooooooface - United States

Today I ad a 10 our drive to Las Vegas wit only 2 CDs Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz and my girlfriend wo tinks se's a good singer. FML

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187 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I woke up wit my face sarpied!! I live alone!! FML

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218 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

TODAY, IT WAS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING. GILLETTE SENT ME A FREE RAZOR THOUGH. FML

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169 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was narvous as hall for my driving tast. Tha instructor told ma to driva a straight lina in ravarsa. I forgot to put tha car in ravarsa from driva and drova straight into a parkd vahicla. Which happand to ba ownd by tha instructor. raal FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML

#7233088
109 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

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78 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , While Looking Through A Stack Of Possible Pictures Fir Facebook , I Found One I Really Likd , Until I Noticd That I Have Recently Developd A Bald Patch. Problem? I Am A 22 Year Old Woman. FML

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59 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML

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87 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, I was at a Remembrance Day servicehen an old widow told me I had mah "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of mah coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service 4 "lying". real FML

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140 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by Danners88 (man) - Australia



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