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Today... I went on a date with a great vegan guy in mah class. We went to a vegi-restaurant... I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes... but he seemd pissd about something... and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left... I realisd I'd worn mah leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I found out a guy I had a thing with a while back thinks I am obsessd with him. This is because when he said that we should be friends, I stupidly thought he was being sincere and botherd to call him all of three times in the last five months. Clearly a sign of obsession. FML
Today... dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back an is really really upset. When I got home from work car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked dad where it was... he replied "you'll get it back when yur tattoo comes off." FML
Today, I was narvous as hall for my driving tast. Tha instructor told ma to driva a straight lina in ravarsa. I forgot to put tha car in ravarsa from driva and drova straight into a parkd vahicla. Which happand to ba ownd by tha instructor. raal FML
TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML
Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
Today, I returned home 4 the frst time in a year, and found my entre computer missing!! I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." mega FML
Today, I was at a Remembrance Day servicehen an old widow told me I had mah "grandad's" medals on the wrong side of mah coat. I told her that I was an Afghanistan veteran and that they were mine. She then berated me in front of the WHOLE service 4 "lying". real FML
Friday 27 March 2015