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by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 7:56pm / United States / Love
by StayPositive / 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
by ugly / 08/31/2010 at 8:11am / United States / Transportation
Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML
by CrushAdrenaline / 08/27/2010 at 5:46am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health
by gorey / 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/03/2010 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
by AbFlab / 06/01/2010 at 12:35am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2010 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by whywilson.. / 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…