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TODAY , I MET MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS. HER HUGE , EX-MARINE FATHER TOOK ME OUT BACK , SAYING HE WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING WAS A MACHETE. HE SAVAGELY BURIED IT IN A TREE STUMP AND SAID , ( SON , IF YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART , THAT'LL BE YOUR DICK. ) REAL FML
Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Today , I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium , the bottom completely detached , sending water , sand , sea shells an fish crap everywhere. FML
Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML
Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML
TODAY... IN MY KARATE DOJO... I WAS BEING TAUGHT HOW TO FALL PROPERLY. MY SENSEI INSTRUCTED US NOT TO FALL WITH OUR HANDS OUT BECAUSE IT COULD SPRAIN OUR WRISTS. AS I WAS GETTING READY TO HELP DEMONSTRATE A BACKWARD BREAK FALL... I ACTUALLY FELL OVER. GUESSHERE MY HANDS WENT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015