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Today, mah husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches r due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31587) - you deserved it (2634)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today , I had to explain to 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the rd Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project!! FML

#19365320
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (2826)

On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7743) - you deserved it (25273)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

TODAY , I MET MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS. HER HUGE , EX-MARINE FATHER TOOK ME OUT BACK , SAYING HE WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING WAS A MACHETE. HE SAVAGELY BURIED IT IN A TREE STUMP AND SAID , ( SON , IF YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART , THAT'LL BE YOUR DICK. ) REAL FML

#19279132
241 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

today I lookd over ma next omework assignment fir art class. It was to draw a portrait of ma best friend. I can't tink of anyone beside ma moter. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday ma business is doing so badly tat people r teacing teir kids to drive in te empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today , after explaining to two year old that we were going bra shopping , he decided to announce to the entre bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. mega FML

#18561778
157 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today , I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium , the bottom completely detached , sending water , sand , sea shells an fish crap everywhere. FML

#18499950
71 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... Some Friends And I Were Pulld Over On Our Way Back From A Party. We'd Had A Few Drinks... So We Trid To Play It Cool Just In Case We Were Over The Limit. The Cop Didn't Seem To Want To Breathalyze Us... Until Mah Really High Friend In The Back Seat Said... "These Are The Droids U Are Looking For." FML

#18451653
282 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today , mah parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen , I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu , because I "still look like a twelve year old". big fat FML

#18419165
266 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... IN MY KARATE DOJO... I WAS BEING TAUGHT HOW TO FALL PROPERLY. MY SENSEI INSTRUCTED US NOT TO FALL WITH OUR HANDS OUT BECAUSE IT COULD SPRAIN OUR WRISTS. AS I WAS GETTING READY TO HELP DEMONSTRATE A BACKWARD BREAK FALL... I ACTUALLY FELL OVER. GUESSHERE MY HANDS WENT. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11617) - you deserved it (18066)

On 11/24/2011 at 2:58am - health - by xJade2012x - United States



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