About lenoil06 : I'm a latino gay man living with AIDS. I just found out last year in August. i've been infected with the virus since 2004 so this is my 9th year with the virus. My T-Cells are @ 633 and my viral load is undetectable.
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Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
by bandit99999 / 08/19/2011 at 2:59pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by nerofirst / 08/19/2011 at 9:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
by Tom / 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
by santasadiekins / 08/17/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
by Pissedoff777 / 08/12/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by laughingflame / 08/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by doomeddaddy / 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
by americanbln / 08/01/2011 at 4:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by preggo / 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
by MikeMorin18 / 07/31/2011 at 8:07pm / United States / Work
by CarrieRedburn / 07/27/2011 at 4:09am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by James / 07/22/2011 at 1:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by MailMaster / 07/22/2011 at 12:20am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…