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About lenoil06 : I'm a latino gay man living with AIDS. I just found out last year in August. i've been infected with the virus since 2004 so this is my 9th year with the virus. My T-Cells are @ 633 and my viral load is undetectable.

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Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29878) - you deserved it (4333)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20268) - you deserved it (3335)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6971) - you deserved it (59778)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

#17594618
160 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

#17592459
190 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36636) - you deserved it (2751)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

#17584305
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22996) - you deserved it (3617)

On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9155) - you deserved it (94935) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
147 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (4556)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML

#17577670
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (2470)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

#17575324
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (4163)

On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)



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