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Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 8:07pm - work - by MikeMorin18 - United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 4:09am - animals - by CarrieRedburn (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Miriden - United States
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 2:23pm - love - by Daria_Weiner (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
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