About lennelleong : 30+ y/o passionate Musician & Retail Maven to pay the bills (yes - we Asians tend to look younger that's why I'm revealing my age). I'm rarely laughing so i'm here and on 9gag to get my mature kicks where due. It was either politics or law. I'm an Aspie, so I thought studying Law would be less taxing on everyone I meet. I speak English, Singlish, Mandarin & Cantonese. If you'd like to practise your Singlish in the meager dedicated free time I have, we can do that over Wechat, presupposing I like your profile/ emails. :D
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lennelleong's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend and I were preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Sandy. I tasked him with going out to buy emergency groceries in case we lose power. He returned with dozens of microwave cup noodles. We're going to starve. FML
by cupnoodles / 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (New York) / Love
by bill / 10/24/2012 at 7:14am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by musicthief / 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nickw177 / 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/20/2012 at 4:42am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 6:28am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I was kicked out of a job interview at a clothing store for "not dressing appropriately" for the occasion. I'd purchased my outfit from the same store just two days prior with my last $100. FML
by ClothesHorse / 10/12/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 1:18am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML
by whatisthisidonteven / 09/23/2012 at 5:23am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Work
by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by pussyface96 / 09/19/2012 at 5:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Grindwhore / 09/17/2012 at 6:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work