About lennelleong : 30+ y/o passionate Musician & Retail Maven to pay the bills (yes - we Asians tend to look younger that's why I'm revealing my age). I'm rarely laughing so i'm here and on 9gag to get my mature kicks where due. It was either politics or law. I'm an Aspie, so I thought studying Law would be less taxing on everyone I meet. I speak English, Singlish, Mandarin & Cantonese. If you'd like to practise your Singlish in the meager dedicated free time I have, we can do that over Wechat, presupposing I like your profile/ emails. :D
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lennelleong's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by bannana0zoom / 03/03/2012 at 3:06am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML
by Urinal Fresh / 03/02/2012 at 5:19am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by mandy_2480 / 02/18/2012 at 9:08pm / China / Miscellaneous
by mattttbob / 02/04/2012 at 5:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
by hastobeajoke / 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by embarrassed / 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by Jeff G. / 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
by Scumbagmemory / 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
by missprude666 / 01/19/2012 at 3:32am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by FML / 01/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Money
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to… Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add… Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me…
- Today, after finally learning to love my nose, my aunt gave me a list of plastic surgeons to check… Today, I was left by my girlfriend of 3 years because I was over-jealous of her male friend because… Today, I walked into a restaurant and caught my Dad having lunch with his other daughter. Not only…