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Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653
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On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

#9183586
178 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
308 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

#9134899
109 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:14pm - love - by KMAC (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

#9123015
347 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
432 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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383 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

#8965394
146 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was talking to an ex who I still love. He told me how much he wanted to see me, how much he missed me, and we started talking about when we could spend the day at his house. I mentioned Saturday, and he said, "I can't, I have to take my fiancée to the doctor's to find out our baby's sex." FML

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161 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by littlemissgullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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