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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 March 1996 (19 years)
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Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24976) - you deserved it (6943)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, ma mom instructed me to never scream wen bieng attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger im, causing looool im to cop ma boobs off and superglue ma eyes sut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Taday I found out that mah ex-girlfriend , the girl I completely love , is now dating mah father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my grandmother pulld down her pants and looool screamd, ( Kiss my ass ) in the middle of a packd restaurant . FML

#17669006
139 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today , I broke up with mah girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor , crying like a baby and screaming ( WHY? ) at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, I was eating a brownie mah grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece ofhat resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wonderinghy the consistency was wrong. FML

#17658783
125 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by brownieswillneverbethesame (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now mah boss and everyone else thinks I lid about mah friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

#17549181
153 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY... A FIGHT BROKE OUT BETWEEN MY 21 YEAR OLD SISTER AND OUR 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER. I TRIED TO INTERVENE... ONLY TO END UP GETTING BATTERED TO SHIT IN THE PROCESS. ACCORDING TO MY SISTER... HE'S GOING TO HELL FOR EATING HER CANDY. BIG FAT FML

#17539205
139 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML

#17526290
99 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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