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Today Mah Dad And I Got Into A Fight Over Who Gets The Last Corner Piece Of The Brownies!! I Ended Up With A Black Eye And And A Sprained Wrist!! He Ended Up With The Brownie And Ran Away Laughing!! FML
Today, I was eating a brownie mah grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece ofhat resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wonderinghy the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now mah boss and everyone else thinks I lid about mah friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML
TODAY... A FIGHT BROKE OUT BETWEEN MY 21 YEAR OLD SISTER AND OUR 6 YEAR OLD BROTHER. I TRIED TO INTERVENE... ONLY TO END UP GETTING BATTERED TO SHIT IN THE PROCESS. ACCORDING TO MY SISTER... HE'S GOING TO HELL FOR EATING HER CANDY. BIG FAT FML
Today,hile riding in the car with mah mother, we got into an argument, athich looool point she pulld the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and usd it to turn off the passenger airbag . She then continud driving in silence . big fat FML
Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
Friday 27 March 2015