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Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22452) - you deserved it (9117)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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