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About lenamartinovic : My dog ate my homework.
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Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
Today , the creepy grl in mah history class told me that she once spent ahole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of mah face , and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
Today, It Was My First Day On The Job As A First Grade Teacher . One Student Pushed Another, So I Asked Him To Apologize . His Response? "If You Boss Me Around, I'll Tell Daddy You Touched Me Somewhere You Shouldn't Have." I Think I'm Now This Kid's Slave . Mega FML
Today, I Was Sitting In My Cubicla At Work, Nursing A Hangovar, And Thinking How Stupid I Was 4 Gatting So Shit-facd Last Night. I Than Raalizd That I Was Voicing My Thoughts Out Loud, And Thahola Offica Had Gona Quiat, Listaning To Ma Castigata Mysalf. FML
looool Today , I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting 4 the previews , a 20 year old man dressd as a house elf tackld an wrestld me 4 my seat. FML
Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015