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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 August 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , on the subway , a woman got off without her suitcase!! I grabbed the case , chased her onto the platform , and shouted , "You forgot yur suitcase!"hile the doors closed behind me!! In actual fact , it wasn't her suitcase , and its actual owner was still on the train!! FML

#18162360
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30979) - you deserved it (10317) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/05/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Lavalise - France

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13152) - you deserved it (77197)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , Ma Dad Asked To Borrow Some Money Off Me , So I Said Okay. Later On , E Told Me E'll Be Using It To Elp Divorce Ma Mom. I Pretty Muc Just Elped Pay 4 Ma Parents' Divorce. FML

#17777617
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27192) - you deserved it (2639)

On 09/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by ThisGuy775 - United States

Today , the creepy grl in mah history class told me that she once spent ahole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of mah face , and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30024) - you deserved it (2993)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, It Was My First Day On The Job As A First Grade Teacher . One Student Pushed Another, So I Asked Him To Apologize . His Response? "If You Boss Me Around, I'll Tell Daddy You Touched Me Somewhere You Shouldn't Have." I Think I'm Now This Kid's Slave . Mega FML

#17615072
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52759)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Sitting In My Cubicla At Work, Nursing A Hangovar, And Thinking How Stupid I Was 4 Gatting So Shit-facd Last Night. I Than Raalizd That I Was Voicing My Thoughts Out Loud, And Thahola Offica Had Gona Quiat, Listaning To Ma Castigata Mysalf. FML

#17507228
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10047) - you deserved it (35061)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

looool Today , I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting 4 the previews , a 20 year old man dressd as a house elf tackld an wrestld me 4 my seat. FML

#17121994
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26461) - you deserved it (4766)

On 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm - health - by beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (2711)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

#15947062
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (39675)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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