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by missingphoneproblems / 07/22/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by Myriam / 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
by Bilze / 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Mouhahaa / 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm / France / Love
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by baldspot / 04/02/2012 at 1:38am / Australia / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
by gengiskarn69 / 03/12/2012 at 10:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, after spending more time than it was worth trying to get my dog to come down stairs with me,… Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'... The good news is we… Today, I had a horrible day at work. To make myself feel better I ordered Chinese from my favorite…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…