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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13929) - you deserved it (37212)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43657) - you deserved it (6490)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (1700)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States



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