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About lemondrop81 : My names Sam! I love volleyball, field hockey, Green Bay football, horseback riding, music and books. I love watching movies, comedies are the best. Harry Potter=life. I love to shop, especially for shoes. I also happen to eat way too many kit-kats and kiwis. I study marine biology, which I love! I believe that laughter really is the best medicine, so if you're funny enough I'll like you. I'm super outgoing and love to meet new people! :)
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Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML
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Friday 24 October 2014