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About lemondrop81 : My names Sam! I love volleyball, field hockey, Green Bay football, horseback riding, music and books. I love watching movies, comedies are the best. Harry Potter=life. I love to shop, especially for shoes. I also happen to eat way too many kit-kats and kiwis. I study marine biology, which I love! I believe that laughter really is the best medicine, so if you're funny enough I'll like you. I'm super outgoing and love to meet new people! :)

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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53238) - you deserved it (11344)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51811) - you deserved it (14918)

On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53562) - you deserved it (4726)

On 07/07/2013 at 1:21am - intimacy - by nomorenakedpicsplease - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20162) - you deserved it (2325)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:33am - misc - by triple l (woman) - United States

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

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181 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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165 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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109 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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357 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59220) - you deserved it (8778)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)



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