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Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

#20926554
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (3330)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50277) - you deserved it (3582)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML

#20044589
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15646) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8212) - you deserved it (54118)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8194)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7750) - you deserved it (40789)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (226533) - you deserved it (78680)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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