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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (5189) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39115) - you deserved it (6359)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (13157)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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