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leftwardfoil
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About leftwardfoil : This just in: Veteran rock musicians Roger Daltrey, Keith Moon, Pete Townsend, and John Entwistle broke into an animal hospital today and set free all of the doberman pinschers. The police said that they now have proof that The Who let the dogs out.

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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24861) - you deserved it (3923) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32693) - you deserved it (4971)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28216) - you deserved it (10038)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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