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About lec17 : I am a country girl. Always have been, always will be. I like to get down and dirty any chance I get. I believe the best stories start with hold my beer and watch this. I don't get embarrassed easily, if you don't believe me, try me. I rode bulls professionally for 4 years. I love to go muddin when I am not workin on the ranch. I love huntin, fishin, four wheelin, hawler stompin, off road racin, and just about everything else outdoors. Message me.
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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
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