About lebronesque73091 : Hi there, the names Peter
This is a pain on the ass to edit, so if this works, I won't mess with it anymore.
Alright.. 21 years old, brown hair, blue eyes, about 5'11, currently in school going to USF.
Likes:
Basketball, Miami Heat, Football, Florida State, Golf, Pool, Driving, Laughing, Sleeping, Rain, The color blue
Favorite athletes:LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, Kevin Durant, Carmelo Anthony, Derrick Rose, Russell Westbrook, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady, Terrell Suggs, RG3, Andrew Luck
Music:
Jay-Z, Kid Cudi, Kanye West, Neon Trees, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Linkin Park, Of Monsters and Men, Weezer, AWOLNATION, Beastie Boys, Taylor Swift (I'll admit it)
Well, that's about it. I would say message me, but I use my iPod so..Bye now:)
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Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States
Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)
Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States
Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States
Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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