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About leary96 : Well I can tie a bow tie so your argument is invalid. Screw swag this FMLer likes to class it up. I like to smoke, meat. I make the best pulled pork. I play guitar, but not in the pretentious way, I speak pretty decent Spanish, little rusty though. I like all music except metal, please don't take offense metal heads. So yeah feel free to message.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
Friday 24 October 2014