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leahlovesya121
  • Town/Country : greensboro, north carolina, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About leahlovesya121 : Everyone calls me Leuhh. It's just a nickname that's stuck all these years. I'm southern, loud, and a teenager.

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Today, I woke up when the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41375) - you deserved it (9693)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by blackntangirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471177) - you deserved it (585066)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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