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Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45331) - you deserved it (4146)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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On 07/08/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by madamefuxalittle (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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