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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71989) - you deserved it (9157)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30586) - you deserved it (4471)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11919) - you deserved it (40449)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)



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