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About lchentite : I like funny things and pizza.

Living the low life in London.

My life consists of FML moments.

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Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML

#20859193
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I agree, your life sucks (42973) - you deserved it (3297)

On 08/29/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by grossedout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working at a client's house, I noticed that their sliding calendar was several months off. I fixed it. Later the daughter saw and started crying. Apparently the date was the last one her mother had set it to before she died. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30830) - you deserved it (52995)

On 08/28/2013 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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