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lcecreamNSadness
  • Town/Country : Mumbai, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35946) - you deserved it (2700)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51347) - you deserved it (2560)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
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I agree, your life sucks (51347) - you deserved it (2560)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a text message from my ex from about a year ago, asking if my 4-day-old son was his. I don't know what's sadder - the fact that he thinks a gestation period can last 11 months, or that he's more willing to step up to the plate than the baby's actual father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (6313)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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