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lbreisch91
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 May 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36709) - you deserved it (2910)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23864) - you deserved it (2632)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32145) - you deserved it (9443)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11358) - you deserved it (31773)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)



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