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Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19399) - you deserved it (44772)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46866) - you deserved it (7777)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man stopped me on the street. He said the stretch marks on my thighs looked like cuts, and asked me if I self-harmed. Before I was able to politely respond "No", he said, "I mean, I can see why you would." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (3476)

On 07/20/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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