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Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29901) - you deserved it (2135)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33246) - you deserved it (16775)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (2353)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54981) - you deserved it (7103)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54728) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52222) - you deserved it (8564)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

#15124689
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33582) - you deserved it (2764)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

#15063215
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24812) - you deserved it (26993)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35926) - you deserved it (4774)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (26534) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

#14260456
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32299) - you deserved it (4905)

On 12/19/2010 at 1:51pm - love - by married and hates - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes he went to play his new xbox game. FML

#14174315
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (7208)

On 12/12/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (2695)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32707) - you deserved it (17102)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

#13622305
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (14130)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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