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About laya : Hi. I am an FML addict, but only just recently became a member. Hopefully, you came to my page because you like my comments and not because you are disgusted by them. Feel free to message me! I won't bite (and if I do you would have a good FML to submit)!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML