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About laya : Hi. I am an FML addict, but only just recently became a member. Hopefully, you came to my page because you like my comments and not because you are disgusted by them. Feel free to message me! I won't bite (and if I do you would have a good FML to submit)!
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML
Friday 3 July 2015