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laxer95
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32442) - you deserved it (13539)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)



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