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laxer95
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29981) - you deserved it (10984)

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