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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73965) - you deserved it (7098)

On 03/13/2009 at 3:27am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68144) - you deserved it (6926)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:17pm - love - by crap (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74256) - you deserved it (7537)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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