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lavidablows
  • Town/Country : Tempe, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 February 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 766
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lavidablows : mi vida blows. just like everyone else's here. but other than that i am a poli-sci sophomore at the Arizona State University.

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Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (99910)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363090) - you deserved it (401439)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)